Small Batch. Big Difference.
Naughty or Nice - You're Getting Soap Anyway Set
Darling, Santa checked his list twice and still decided you need a serious scrub-down. Eleven fabulous, drama-filled soaps ready to sparkle up your life. Perfect for gift-giving, stocking-stuffing, or flexing your hygiene superiority. Grab one before they vanish—because nothing says “holiday icon” like smelling better than everyone else.
Buy Big, Save Bigger - Holiday Suds Inside!
Santa called—he wants you to buy more! Our holiday-scented soaps bring peppermint, cinnamon, and pure holiday drama straight to your shower. The more you grab, the bigger the discount—perfect for gifting, stocking stuffers, or just showing off your fabulous self. Lather, glow, repeat. 🎄🛁
Mix 'Em, Match 'Em, Save 'Em - $5 Style!
Darling, your skin called—it’s tired of being ignored. Our bougie lotions and fabulously frothy, moisturizing shower gels are here to fix that. Rich, scandalously scented, and totally festive, they turn every shower into a holiday spa drama. Lather, glow, repeat—and yes, everyone will notice. Perfect for gifting, stocking stuffers, or treating yourself like the glamorous legend you are. Your skin deserves this level of diva energy. 🎄🛁✨
Saving the Planet, One Sudsy Attitude at a Time.
Dump your boring liquid soap and upgrade to sass in a puck. This plastic-free powerhouse comes with a chic ramekin, a scrappy scrub brush, and a 4 oz super-concentrated soap puck (Lemon or Tangerine) that laughs in the face of 1–2 watery bottles. Wrapped in an unbleached coffee filter, then cutely boxed with a darling bow perfected by a J. Francis elf (aka his husband)—because your sink deserves sparkle, glam, and a little “Yasss, queen!” energy.
